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I Can’t Go Running If I Have to Go Skiing

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This Picture of Mt. Bachelor in Bend, Oregon from Lodging4Vacations.com Dear Roxanne, Can you run tomorrow, as we planned? You sort of promised, remember? I have a meeting at 7:30 in the morning, but we could go at 10:00. Except I might have coffee with my other running partner (instead of running with her, which […]

On February 24, 2010, in Humor, by juliejulie

Excuse #2

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I cannot POSSIBLY go running until I finish this plate of donut holes. Will call later…. Roxanne

On February 22, 2010, in Humor, Running, by juliejulie

The New Video

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Just in case you didn’t see this in all the usual places, here’s Francine the Mannequin’s newest video at Twist Pop Media. thanks for all your support!

On February 2, 2010, in Francine the Mannequin, Humor, by juliejulie

Ready to Ride: Francine’s First Snow Storm

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As many of you know, Francine grew up in Los Angeles, and then spent many years stuck in a back room in Springfield, Oregon. Today, we are having a blizzard in Bend, and it occurred to me that she’s never seen snow. I figured I’d better let her experience it, since there is talk of […]

On December 6, 2009, in Fitness Adventures, Francine the Mannequin, Humor, by juliejulie

My Amazing Finger

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I’m so proud of the middle finger on my right hand. I burned it on a hot pan last week, and it hurt so much, I thought I might faint. It was one of those deep burns, several degrees burned, I’m sure. I’m not sure how many degrees though. A doctor would know, or a […]

On December 1, 2009, in Health and Wellness, Humor, by juliejulie

Marvelous Sally Heatherton, Where are you?

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Speaking of Susan Taylor and Awbrey Butte, has anyone heard from Sally Heatherton lately? Some Bend blog readers may recall her sad, but hilarious story. She started her blog a couple of months ago to explain her view of what was really going on up on the “Butte.” She said that nice people like herself […]

On November 10, 2007, in Humor, Love and Marriage, by juliejulie

Ooops! I forgot to diet…

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I got on the scale this morning. The good news is I haven’t gained any pounds. The bad news is, I haven’t lost any. Two weeks ago I promised myself I’d lose ten pounds before my birthday. My birthday’s in ten days. I don’t usually lie to myself. I prefer to think of this lack […]

On November 4, 2007, in Food, Health and Wellness, Humor, by juliejulie

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups: Clever Plans and Secret Tricks

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Happy Halloween! I’m going to give my shoes one more chance to redeem themselves, and hopefully burn a few calories before the serious candy eating starts. I swear I’m going running in a little while, as soon as the sun melts the frost on my car. Frosty air hurts my lungs when I breathe. My […]

On October 31, 2007, in Food, Health and Wellness, Humor, by juliejulie

Oh Deer, Dogs! Perilous Running in Bend

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I did go running today. And I went yesterday too. I think that’s four days in a row, but who’s counting, besides me? Seems like it’s getting a tiny bit easier. But I need new shoes now. I need to figure out what I get after running for 30 days in a row. Ideas? Today […]

On October 23, 2007, in 1, Dogs, Humor, Running, by juliejulie
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